I am a
Radicalized Agnostic. My faith, simply
stated, is, “I don’t know if God exists, but if your Faith indicates that He
does, I am willing to sacrifice my life and limbs to kill you and yours.” That is to say, “My philosophy, right or
wrong … my philosophy.” These thoughts
are so beautiful that they give me peace and security. And, bring a tear to my eye.
When Ted
Cruz states that he is first a Christian and second an American … I must
correct him. Ted, you are first a human
being and second a fool. Imagine what a
world it would be if the Religious and the Patriots were all, “First, Human
Beings.” You see, the morons who group
themselves against all others and are willing to righteously murder the others,
would quickly find those actions unacceptable if they realized that we are all
human beings.
That logic notwithstanding,
I am willing to take up arms to defend The Agnostic Philosophy. Show me a person gullible enough to believe
that six thousand years ago God created the universe in six days, then created
a woman from a man’s rib and I will show you a person who would benefit from a
brain swap with a pigeon. The pigeon
would of course perish, because an animal can’t survive in nature without some
form of awareness. The Religious and the
Patriots are less than human and will not be missed. I am willing to fight for a better world. We Agnostics have God on our side (if God
exists).
The
Religious like to congregate. It has
been proven, again and again, that the group mentality is always slightly less
than the least intelligent of its members.
This is best proven by the two groups, known as The Democratic Party and
The Republican Party. This was clearly revealed
two presidential campaigns ago. A
question was submitted to 19 Republican presidential candidates, from an
on-line source. Question: “Was the Holy
Bible written by God?” Eighteen of the
nineteen candidates answered in the affirmative. Only Ron Paul was honest enough to answer,
“There are many good concepts in The Book, but it was probably not authored by
God.” There was not a candidate on that
stage gullible enough to believe that God wrote The Bible, but only one was
honest enough to say so. That was it for
Paul. He had offended The Simple
Majority (the religious). “Praise The
Lord (if there is one) and pass the ammunition.”
“Perhaps all Bibles are bull shit.” – The Radicalized Agnostic Creed
Cheers, Old
Buz, The Radicalized Agnostic
Radicalized Agnostic – One who
doesn’t know if God exists, but is willing to fight to maintain the question.
