"The Koch's Nation"

We are indeed a nation of Kochs.  We live in a country that is controlled by large dollar interests.  Over ninety-three percent of our elected representatives outspent the opposing candidate in their win.  Are you one of the three million who sent a campaign contribution to Sanders of twenty-seven dollars, or so?  What did you spend on groceries, gasoline and utilities last month?  That money went to the Koch Brothers and their ilk, who legally put a small percentage of the big dollars into the election, but enough to bury your donations.  So you give a token donation to who you would like to see in office and a much larger donation to the candidate who the corporations feel will benefit their interests.  The corporate donations, to political campaigns, benefit them hundredfold, but they are rarely for your benefit.   Do you think that the Kochs like the candidates that they back?  No … they own them.

Let’s look at the bright side.  We of the Koch Nation respect wealth and success.  We aspire towards it.  We will even borrow beyond our ability to repay, to display it.  We are the nation of conspicuous consumption.  Does anyone need over 3000 square feet of home for a single family?  No … the five million dollar plus homes are bought to impress friends and acquaintances.  Often they are bought to impress total strangers.  This need is shown with the purchase of an automobile at a price of over thirty thousand dollars.  We all do that, if we can.  This is the value system that we have been raised in.  We have Faith in our values.  The people we most respect are actors and athletes.  The great ones are showered with unimaginable wealth and notoriety by our society.  They are our heroes.  Corporate leaders often do their best work in the dark.  Do you know who the CEO of General Electric, Raytheon or The American Tobacco Company is?  Even the much publicized corporate leaders, like Bill Gates or Warren Buffett, do not have the name recognition of a Michael Jordan or a Meryl Streep.

Is there a light at the end of the tunnel, which is not an oncoming train?  Well, the head of the most financially powerful church in the world, “The Church”, rides around in a Fiat and preaches that you are your brother’s keeper, not his killer or his judge.  How is that for a welcome change?  The millions of elderly members of my organization, “Curmudgeons Anonymous”, would primarily respond that the exception proves the rule.  An exception never proves a rule.  The exception proves the rule not to be universal.  An opinion has not yet been confirmed by Radicalized Agnostics.  There is hope.  The growth of the independent voter may lead to open primaries, meaningful campaign reform and an end to legal lobbyists.  Perhaps someday there may be an end to the source of legal bribery in our government … political parties.  The Koch brothers are not the problem.  They are the visible winners of our political/economic system.  They will soon die of old age, but the system will continue.  There will always be Kochs to take their place.  You have to change the political system.

Cheers, Old Buz      

"Radicalized Agnostic"

I am a Radicalized Agnostic.  My faith, simply stated, is, “I don’t know if God exists, but if your Faith indicates that He does, I am willing to sacrifice my life and limbs to kill you and yours.”  That is to say, “My philosophy, right or wrong … my philosophy.”  These thoughts are so beautiful that they give me peace and security.  And, bring a tear to my eye.

When Ted Cruz states that he is first a Christian and second an American … I must correct him.  Ted, you are first a human being and second a fool.  Imagine what a world it would be if the Religious and the Patriots were all, “First, Human Beings.”  You see, the morons who group themselves against all others and are willing to righteously murder the others, would quickly find those actions unacceptable if they realized that we are all human beings.

That logic notwithstanding, I am willing to take up arms to defend The Agnostic Philosophy.  Show me a person gullible enough to believe that six thousand years ago God created the universe in six days, then created a woman from a man’s rib and I will show you a person who would benefit from a brain swap with a pigeon.  The pigeon would of course perish, because an animal can’t survive in nature without some form of awareness.  The Religious and the Patriots are less than human and will not be missed.  I am willing to fight for a better world.  We Agnostics have God on our side (if God exists).

The Religious like to congregate.  It has been proven, again and again, that the group mentality is always slightly less than the least intelligent of its members.  This is best proven by the two groups, known as The Democratic Party and The Republican Party.   This was clearly revealed two presidential campaigns ago.  A question was submitted to 19 Republican presidential candidates, from an on-line source.  Question: “Was the Holy Bible written by God?”  Eighteen of the nineteen candidates answered in the affirmative.  Only Ron Paul was honest enough to answer, “There are many good concepts in The Book, but it was probably not authored by God.”  There was not a candidate on that stage gullible enough to believe that God wrote The Bible, but only one was honest enough to say so.  That was it for Paul.  He had offended The Simple Majority (the religious).  “Praise The Lord (if there is one) and pass the ammunition.”

“Perhaps all Bibles are bull shit.” – The Radicalized Agnostic Creed

Cheers, Old Buz, The Radicalized Agnostic 

Radicalized Agnostic – One who doesn’t know if God exists, but is willing to fight to maintain the question.

"Schlonged"

When Donald Trump said, “She (Hillary Clinton) was favored to win (in 2008) and she got schlonged; she lost,” in a recent stump speech, he later claimed on Twitter that the word “schlonged” was not vulgar.  He wrote: “Schlonged is not vulgar.  When I said Hillary got ‘schlonged’ that meant beaten badly.”

 

As an expert on Yiddish slang and swear words, I feel obligated to correct him.  My expertise is the result of attending a high school in a Jewish ghetto in West Los Angeles.  Our high school was populated by over 80% Jewish students.  Our class poll deemed me “Best Sense of Humor.”  This honor would tend to confirm my familiarity with Yiddish slang.

The word schlong is used to describe the penis and it implies a large one.  The English translation would be cock.  It is a noun and is not used as a verb.  If Trump had an English professor in college, who happened to be Jewish, and Donald used the term “schlonged” in a paper, he would have been corrected.  The word schlong is used to describe a tool for joy, not for defeat.  “Schlonged” is not a word.  Just ask your spellchecker.

There are words that are Yiddish synonyms for the male organ that are indeed derogatory.  I’m sure that Mr. Trump heard these words whispered each time he passed a table occupied by Jews in a fine restaurant.  The words are “schmuck” and “putz”.  He heard them in high school and college, as well.  Any Jew that knows him well would use one of these two words to describe him.  Both words are nouns and are not turned into verbs by adding “ed” to the end of them.

If you call someone a putz, you are calling them an inconsequential fool.  If you refer to them as a schmuck, it better translates to a dishonest bastard.  I would guess that Donald heard schmuck more often than putz from his Jewish acquaintances.

   

If you conclude from this blog post that I don’t believe that Donald Trump would lead and represent our nation well … you are very perceptive.  If you believe that Trump would be a great President … I doubt that you read my blogs.   I know that you wouldn’t have made it through this one.

Cheers, Old Buz

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God, The Original Terrorist

Please know that this post is not written to offend intelligent people, those who believe that GOD (the Grand Omnipotent DNA), is the system of the Universe.  It is written to offend the simple majority, “True Believers” who believe in the literal God of the Bible.

An early act of terrorism performed by The Biblical God and some Angels under His command, is the act of Passover, celebrated by Jews and condoned by all Western Religions using the Old Testament as the foundation of their own bibles.   It involved flying over Egypt and murdering the first born sons of every Egyptian family.  These innocent victims had no TV or daily newspaper to inform them of the negotiations taking place between Moses and Pharaoh.  During the week that preceded the first Passover, God also killed the cows of Egypt.  You can’t get much more innocent than being a cow standing around chewing on some grass.

Before this there was the Noah Terrorism Act of God.  He killed every living being on Earth, other than a pair of each species that Noah let on the boat.  Noah allowed some of the folks in his family on the boat too.  Nepotism.  Now ask yourself, were all of the critters not on the boat sinners?  Even you True Believers know that they weren’t.  I mean … little bunnies and kittens … sinners!  No reader, this was the biggest act of terror ever. 

And you would think that The Lord’s kid, Jesus, might soften up.  But no, He decrees that the only way to Heaven is through Him.  So no thinking, reasoning people are going to Heaven!  Only the True Believers, the gullible, are going up.  Those of you who say, “I kind of doubt it” are going down to burn and it is for eternity.  No reincarnation in The Western World.  How is that for an unjust act of terror?  I guess that it runs in the family.  The bad seed.

Now how about ISIS?  They murder innocents in the name of God (Allah).  Are they any different than the ancient armies of The Israelites, who God told to march down into Channon and kill anything that breaths in and out, or more recently the Crusaders?  When George W. Bush was asked in a TV interview if he consulted his father before the Iraqi War, his answer was, “No, I consulted The Father.”  So, I guess you can blame our terrorist War in Iraq on God.

Please fact check me on this post.  Use The Holy Bible as a reference.  For the war in Iraq, use your memory (unless you watch FOX News).  For you True Believers, who believe that this blog will certainly send me to Hell, I doubt anyone ever went to Hell for telling the truth.  Both war and terrorism are the murder of innocents.

Cheers, Old Buz

Comments are welcome. 

"God Is Great"

“God is Great” is the war cry of today’s martyrs, before killing a lot of innocent strangers and then themselves.  My first reaction to the ISIS murder of 130 Parisians and the hospitalization of another 350 was, we ought to bomb the crap out of ISIS.  Then I realized that we and Russia have been doing just that.  I wondered why this event made me so angry.  The photos of bombed out cities in the Middle East do not anger me.  The casualties there don’t look like me.  I’m white, just like most of those Parisians and I even dress like the poor ones.  We speak the same language, but most of them have an accent.  After all, we nuked the Japanese rather than the Germans for just those two reasons.  I must admit that since the Japanese weren’t Christians and the Germans were, that might have entered into the decision.  George Bush said that our decision to attack Iraq, even though they had done nothing to us and presented no threat, had nothing to do with the fact that they were a Muslim nation of brown folks.  He also would say that it had nothing to do with oil or the munitions industries.  And, if our President said that, it must be true.

                                                Maybe God IS Great

                                                   But ISIS Sucks !

  

That is the T-shirt I want.  It would be nice if it were embellished with an American and a French flag.  It is really stupid to shout “God is Great”, and then murder a bunch of innocents.  If God is even good, he certainly can’t obtain greatness by backing psychopaths in their actions.  I suppose that this logic would apply to any soldier, of any nation, who thinks that “God Is On Our Side”.  Logically it would also apply to those who sponsor them (taxpayers).

So, what is a rational reaction to ISIS, the revolutionary forces trying to create a Muslim Nation, From Sea to Shining Sea?  A secular nation would be a better idea, but no one seems to do that.  Such a nation would be stuck with the “Do unto others …” concept, rather than God is on our side.  The true logic of God is on our side, is God is on My side.  The logic of an egotistical fool.

Back to the solution.  It obviously would not be to escalate the problem.  The world that sees itself as rational, might lead through example.  Like, stop the bombing.  Bombing is the tool of collateral damage.  There are nations in Africa who have ended centuries of oppression peacefully.  It is possible.  Help and suggest better methods rather than bombing and marching.  You will still have some do gooders killed, while trying to help, but many less than in a war and the do gooders killed, have a chance at Heaven, whereas the “brave” warriors have none.  This, of course, assumes that God actually is great (it also assumes that the imaginary concept of Heaven exists).  Send out teachers, food, water systems and engineers to help the developing nations.  Keep a few soldiers and their equipment within our borders.  This is just in case a nation that you are trying to help, might want to attack you.  What if there really were “A Shining Tower” in our world?   But alas, our Earth is but “A Ship of Fools.”  Enjoy your voyage through the Universe.  “God Is Great.”

Comments are welcome.

Cheers, Old Buz The Pacifist

"9/11 ... Miracle or Demolition?"

I recently had lunch with a friend, a couple of days after September 11^th.  My friend is a Republican and a conservative Christian.  He also happens to be a construction foreman for commercial buildings.  He seemed to be the right man to ask the opinion of, about the falling of The Twin Towers, on 9/11.  My friend said, “When I saw the plane hit the first tower, then the building go down, I thought those terrorists won the Lottery (about a 800,000,000:1 chance), but when I saw the second building go down, my thought was demolition.”

When I saw the towers go straight down onto their footprints, at the speed of a freely falling body, my first thought was, “Impossible.”  I’m not a gambler.  Bin Laden gave a speech shortly after the event in which some say he took responsibility for the aircraft, but he thanked Allah for taking down the buildings.  In other words, he thought it was a miracle.  Too bad we shot him through his Teddy Bear, and then dumped his body in the ocean within 24 hours.  It would have been interesting to see him tried for the crime.

We all saw the two airliners slam into the two towers.  Most, if not all of their fuel ignited at the time of impact.  A short time after that, each building fell straight to the ground, as fast as a freely falling body and landed right on its own footprint.  Miraculously, there seemed to be no iron beams to slow down or tilt the fall.  This is a problem.

Two explanations have been offered for the event.  One is that each floor would not support the weight and force of the floor above collapsing on it.  This would have resulted in: “plop …… plop ….. plop …. plop … plop .. plop . plop . plop . plop . etc.”  The problem with this theory is …  it went, “whoosh”  with no hesitation.  The second theory offered is that fuel from the aircraft flowed down the beams, lit then instantly melted them.  Lots of problems here.  How much fuel was remaining after the initial explosion?  How could the fuel remaining flow evenly down the beams, in order to ignite all of the way up and down the beams, so that the building would go down as straight as an arrow and all at once?  The buildings were hit from the side.  Why would they not fall to the side?  This jet fuel can burn in an engine all the way from New York to California without melting the engines.  It is mixed with oxygen in exactly the right amount to give the most heat and energy to the explosion.  These engines are made of pretty much the same material as the beams in the Towers.  How did that fuel melt those beams?  The building’s floors are fastened to the beams.  How did the fuel flow so quickly past the floors in order to remove the beams from top to bottom?

I don’t see Bin Laden’s miracle happening.  And, I have trouble with the government’s explanations.  No miracle took place on 9/11 in New York, but there was some excellent quality demolition on that day.

“It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.”  - Mark Twain.   There is a disagreement on Twain being the source of this quote.  From my standpoint, that is of little importance.  The quote is a true statement.

Cheers, Old Buz

Comments are welcome.

"Born An Agnostic

“Born an Agnostic and with God’s help, I will remain one.”  I would like to have that on a T-shirt.  For those who would smile, hello.  For those who would look perplexed, the thought could offer a tiny step out of the fog of religion.  My quote is a statement that contradicts itself, as The Bible often contradicts itself.  An agnostic has questions, but few answers.  The religious have answers, but few questions.  I would contend that a questioning mind is a healthy one.  It is less judgmental and more open to new information.

The Atheists that I have encountered contend that there is no God.  I find that statement as close minded as, “There is only one God and He is The God of my bible.”   Intelligent design makes sense to me.  Not the Intelligent Design of the Right Wing Christian, but the idea that the systems that we see in action in our universe, are not random.  A good example of this is DNA, found in all living things.  Even a quick look at this system indicates that it is not random and that the DNA system preceded the survival of the fittest theory.   The DNA of a critter was in place long before it had a chance to survive or fail.  It couldn’t have existed without it.   The word “Intelligent” is problematic.  I think that to the “Intelligent Design Folks” that the word somehow relates to human intelligence, as it does to the Gods of the bibles.  The Gods that I have read about in the bibles don’t have the brain power to design the universe.  They take advice from the tiny human brains that wrote the books. Moses: “God, I don’t think that you should kill all of your people for worshiping false idols.  It will make you look weak when compared to other gods.”  God:  “Yup, Moses, I guess you are right.  Can I just kill half of them?”  You see, Bible Readers are as gullible as Atheists.  You folks who have Faith in your Bible, but haven’t read it, should read it.  There are some good laughs in that book.

So, God did see me born an agnostic and gave me a questioning mind that, I expect will keep me an agnostic.  And if God has chosen to bless America, above all other nations, why didn’t he write His instruction book in English?

 

“We are all living in a miracle.”  “See what is plain to see.  Doubt what is not.” - Daniel

Cheers, Old Buz The Agnostic

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