CPP Corp.

   My last three blog posts have been about Artificial Intelligence, GOD and The Control That 1% of The Humans on The Planet Have over the Rest of Us.  I am getting no small amount of complaints of my ignoring the elephant in the room and centering on unimportant concepts.  So, this post will concern itself with CPP. Corp.

   For those of you that don’t watch the news, CPP. Corp stands for Cell Phone Pockets, Corporation.  This giant new corporation imports finished product from China, as do most other “American Clothing Manufacturers.”  The big twist is: they import men’s shirts with a right side flapped & snapped pocket deep enough to safely transport the longest of cell phones.  Some of you will ask, “Is this an idea worth founding a company on?”  You don’t have to go too far back in your memory to realize that a successful shirt manufacturer started a company by claiming that you could wear their shirt untucked.  Any shirt can be worn untucked!  When I was in high school we all wore our shirts untucked.  The snapped pocket flap offers an American West styling, while holding the cell phone away from harm and secure.  Women have these advantages offered by keeping their cell, while out of use, in their purse.  The man is only offered a secure storage location, in a pants pocket.  The man who earns an honest living, by actually working, finds himself constantly bumping the phone on hard objects and either doing damage to the cell or butt dialing it.  A shirt pocket carrying a phone, without a snapped flap, allows the phone to be airborne and take damage.  You would have thought that this much needed product would have been offered a decade ago, but how long did it take for civilization to introduce the upside down, squeeze catsup bottle? 

   Some of you are now thinking: “Well, what about a large pocket on the back of the shirt to hold a tablet (Kendall or IPad)?”  The problem here is … tablets are primarily used by women.  As mentioned before, women have purses and reaching for a tablet in a back snapped pocket would require too much balance and athleticism.       

   Watch for the CPP line of men’s shirts at Amazon Prime PD and other imaginary retail locations.  For you fricking giants, they will soon also be available in Tall sizing.  While the corporation realizes that humanity is currently choosing cell phones over awareness, their CEO has stated, “We are not here to serve humanity.  We are here to lift me into the Billionaire class.”  How is that for a statement of honesty from a real American?

Cheers, Old Buz          6/10/2023

“Beware of corporations bearing gifts.” – Tros, the Founder of Troy, 3,000 BC